I've been watching the Obama campaign and I think I've nailed down the 10-point strategy he is using to get the nomination.
1. Give one great speech in an ultra-liberal precinct in your state when you have nothing to risk and then vote the same as the Senator you oppose, who came from the state that was attacked on 9/11 and supported the resolution to force inspectors back into Iraq to find out the truth. Then when you do have something to risk, say that you pretty much agree with Bush on the war.
2. Vote Present whenever there could be some risk in standing on principle.
3. Take credit after the fact for other people's legislation, while explaining at the same time that you didn't have time to do anything because you were running for President.
4. Put all your efforts into caucuses where few people can vote and volunteers can steer the results your way.
5. Dismiss all the big primaries in critical states that you lose as unimportant and not representative.
6. Block democratic votes in important states that you lost by arguing that we should stick to the rules, even though those rules were made by people with an astonishing lack of foresight.
7. Block superdelegate votes that could go against you by arguing that we should throw away the rules because allowing superdelegates to vote their conscience would be undemocratic.
8. Call the other candidate an ambitious monster lying racist cheater who takes credit for things she didn't do, and belittle people who vote for her as Archie Bunkers, while making speeches saying you will unite America.
9. Buddy up with the Reverend Wright-God-Damn-America-and-all-white-pe ople-and-Italians-who-killed-black-Jesus and, just for good measure, call your grandmother a "typical white person." Then make another great speech about how this is necessary to unite America.
10. To avoid another loss in another critical big state, which would make you the loser in every one except the one you live in, demand that your opponent get out of the race now.
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